Conversations with Cash!

ME~ Guess who's here?

CASH~ Is it Auntie?

ME~ It is, Auntie and the baby!

CASH~ (gasping) HER BABY POPPED OUT?

CASH~ Mommy the snow is back?

ME~ (not happy) Yes, the snow is back!

CASH~ MOMMY, your not nice! You said the snow was gone for a long time! I neeeeeeeded to play outside today! That is lying!

CASH~ Mommy?

ME~ Chuggie...

CASH~ Can you put my legs like this and my head like this so my head can spin around like Austin's wrestlers?

ME~ No, Chuggie. We can't do that we are real people. And real people's heads don't spin

around like wrestling figures.

CASH~ UGH...that is NOT fair!

CASH~ Mommy?

ME~ Yea Cash....

CASH~ When I get big like Daddy, I am going to be HUGE!

***at the mall the other day***

ME~ Cash, look there is the Easter Bunny that you saw last week!!!

CASH~ (throwing his hands at the Easter Bunny) YEA, I don't even like him!! He did not bring me those golf clubs I told him I wanted!

ME~ Cash...it is not even Easter yet!!!

CASH~ Don't worry Mommy...Daddy cleaned up the dog shit in the garage!!

ME~ WHAT?

CASH~ Don't worry Mommy...Daddy cleaned up the dog shit in the garage!!

ME~ (not about to say WHAT again) Oh okay Cash, and it is dog poop!

CASH~ because shit is a bad word Mommy?

ME~ Yes, Cash...now please don't say that anymore!

****

a couple days later....

ME~ (dropping something) shit!

CASH~ MOOOOOMMMMYYY....don't say that! That is a bad word!

outta the mouths of babes!!!!